The gingerbread man
So you know in the Monster Hunter games where you eat a big ol’ feast before a hunt?
I don’t know which monster they cook up, but whichever it is, is probably incredibly delicious.
Farfetch’d
Mooshroom is the only one I can think of right know, I think their meat would taste like standard cow meat but embedded with mushroom flavor or something like that.
Oh! Also could SCP-999 taste good? It’s like a blob of orange jello from what I recall. I wouldn’t want to eat it but it would probably taste good.
iirc 999 smells like peanut butter, so it might taste like it too. Eating it might be hard though, I think it’s one of those hard to kill types.
I hear good things about unicorns… but i would never eat an endangered species.
Pulled Winnie the Pooh.
It’s honey marinated and fat.
I believe one of the lines from the song is ‘stuffed with fluff’ so I don’t know, could be a little fuzzy.
This. Winnie the Pooh is canonically a teddy bear, presumably only alive by some sort of magic. Likewise, Kanga, Roo, Eeyore, Tigger and Piglet.
Rabbit and Owl, however, were real, living creatures - the true inhabitants of the wood - with related magic allowing them to interact.
So basically, yes, Pooh isn’t edible.
This is the winner
The animal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that wants to be eaten.
Granted. The gods of Valhalla all have old white man taste buds, and it’s main “flavour” is dry and tough.
Had never heard of that before, thanks for mentioning it.
Särimner seems like an easy choice tbh
Remember these abominations from The Last Jedi?
If the green milk is drinkable, the meat is edible.
Jabba the Hutt
Pizza the hutt!
This is the correct answer. Even Pizza the Hutt seems to agree.
honestly no… i don’t imagine slugs taste good. I don’t even imagine snakes taste good, I’ve never eaten a reptile before. Jabba is a snake slug bloated full of space weed and covered in his own ejaculate. I don’t know how I’d clean that up to make an appetising meal and I don’t expect it to taste good anyway.
Have you tried oysters?
Tropius or any of the food based pokemon
Chocobos are just large chickens, so…
you know you can just eat ostriches right? It was a meme in the 90s to open ostrich farms, they might have all closed by now though.
I mean, there’s at least one less since last year.
You can, but the post is about fictional creatures.
Smurfs
The ghosts in Pac-Man
I bet they’re fruit flavoured.
Yeah! I always imagine them as grape bubblegum flavored!
Ew
Don’t like it, eat a different goddamned ghost.
Nah I want that Mrs. Pacman pussy. That Pacussy.
Ameglian Major Cow
Waiter: Would you all like to see the menu? Or would you care to meet the main dish of the day?
Arthur: Meet?
Trillian: What is it?
Waiter: It’s an Ameglian Major Cow. I’ll bring him over.
Zaphod: Ok, we’ll meet the meat. that’s cool. [a large Pig-like creature is wheeled in on a trolley]
Dish of the Day: Bweeeh… [clears throat] Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? [Arthur and Trillian go “Huh?”]
Ford: Oh, well.
Dish of the Day: Something off my shoulder, perhaps, brazed in a little White Wine sauce?
Arthur: Your shoulder?
Dish of the Day: Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else’s is mine to offer. [clears throat] The, uh, rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain so there’s a lot of good meat there. [moos] Or a casserole of me, perhaps?
Trillian: You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?
Ford: Me, I don’t mean anything.
