From what I know about smuggling, if you’re going to call yourself any kind of smuggler, after the battle of Endor, I assume this panel was filled to the top with Ewok pelts
Pelts? Do you work for the Hudson Bay Company? Are you enamored with flannel? Grow up and sell arms like a real smuggler.
Literally hundreds of abandoned imperial blaster rifles and light arms across the forest. A smuggler wouldn’t massacre allies to sell pelts. A smuggler would move as much merchandise into any available buyer across the galaxy. Whole AT-STs were recovered like the one Chewy and the Ewoks took.
Jesus Christ, pelts… What a horrible idea.
To be fair to the meme, Han Solo was a terrible smuggler
the smell of all those pelts would gag an asteroid maggot.
nah, it’s all ‘recovered’ imperial hardware - fuck they had AT-ATs and AT-STs all over the place, bet some some of the power modules or turbolasers could fetch some credits. and you have a ready, motivated recovery crew with the ewoks.
but get it quick, the remnants of that space station are going to deorbit rapidly and uh, sorry endor-ians, war is hell and all
It was probably full of reclaimed stormtroopers suits. We know the only way to have enough meat for the post-battle feast was by butchering them
ah, so stormtrooper pelts !
He’s a smuggler, not a poacher, he only deliver goods that need to be delivered, not looking for opportunity to get goods that he have to fence later.
Also think of how Chewy feel, you monster.
A lot of the pelts were ruined by blaster burns, unfortunately.
Naaah, fill it up with weird saber-tooth deer meat. We already know that shit’s irresistible to Wookiees.