I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
this one doesn’t work quite as well without speaking. but
“how do you think the unthinkable?”
“with an itheberg.” (iceberg with a lisp)