I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
Basiclly, if someone needs something like a lemon squeezer or something else ending with “er” I always like the classic “squeeze her? I hardly know her!” style joke.
That, or something dumb like the “I wanted to tell you a pizza joke but it’s too cheesy!” type of joke.
Those were two of the first things that popped into my mind.