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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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    This was only an SNL skit and nothing more.

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    True romance.

  • observes_depths@aussie.zone
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    Nothing so romantic as shitting together

  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip
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    Did… did they wipe each other’s asses, though?

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    Cooperative pooping? Miss me with that, give me two face-to-face for competitive pooping.

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      Cooperative pooping implies the existence of Competitive pooping.

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      I think YouTuber William Osman brought a house that came with a bathroom with two toilets facing each other like a spaghetti western standoff. So your perfect bathroom is out there.

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    Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

    Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

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    “Hey baby come and shit next to me”

    “Oh I just thought you had a lisp…”

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      What time does Sean Connery arrive to Wimbledon? Tennish.

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        😂

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    That left panel is kevin nealon and victoria jackson in an snl skit. Not sure which inspired which though.

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      And it’s a fantastic skit.

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      Oh that’s why it was familiar, thank you.

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    Co-op shitting

    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
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      I prefer competitive shitting

      • vodka@feddit.org
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        Battleshits?

      • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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        Who can force the other to flee the room first?!?

        • Aganim@lemmy.world
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          Who’s going to be king of the brown hill?

          • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
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            It would be a nice party game

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          I’m not stopping 'til your fur singes off!

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      Minimum order 12! I don’t need 12, I’m fairly sure I don’t even need 1.

      • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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        It’s meant for Mormon complexes. Gotta get your intimate time in with each wife.

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          How to know he’s really full of shit!

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        i think half of this product would be quite nice, though

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      This reads like something out of The Sims

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      Only one 7-inch television? Who gets to watch it?

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        Also the iPod docking station. How long are they expecting people to spend on the toilet? Idk about you but when I’m on there longer than a few minutes the last thing I can do is concentrate on watching a movie. I’m busy trying to survive.

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          This product brought to you by Hemorrhoids.

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        The toddler while they have twofer toilet time.

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    how the fuck does this save water, you still need the same amount per bowl

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      It was an SNL bit

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        that doesn’t mean it has to say bullshit like that, it ruins the joke

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    When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.

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    its like the bed from Utena

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

    We’re just straight recycling old SNL skits into memes? I guess it is good for the planet.

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      Oh trust me, I recognize the SNL skit. But now it’s been made into reality.

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        I do wonder if they actually made any. That AE listing has been around for a while.

        Here’s a 2009 sighting on arfcom

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    Want a privacy wall anyway, as a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called “walls”

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