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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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    20 hours ago

    Clearly this person is a keeper. As in, they’ll keep you locked in a dungeon in a castle somewhere while laughing maniacally.

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      7 hours ago

      Is there a downside?

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        6 hours ago

        Rickets?

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      20 hours ago

      Do I get three square meals a day?

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        15 hours ago

        Best I can do is a deadly trolley problem and a nice helmet.

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          11 hours ago

          Wow, what’s that from?

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            7 hours ago

            Saw (attention, major spoiler page)

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            10 hours ago

            Shawnee Smith as Amanda in Saw (2004)

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            10 hours ago

            Saw (2004)

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              8 hours ago

              Oh, hell no!

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        Yes, but square in the sense that they will all be still partially-frozen 1960’s style TV dinners in the foil.

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          I’m all for it as long as there’s a brownie portion.

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            19 hours ago

            ooooooo, sorry, no. It’s always soggy apple cobbler with 3 pieces of corn that somehow made it into the cobbler square.

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              Calm down, Satan.

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          I’ll take it!

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      19 hours ago

      Can I apply online?

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        6 hours ago

        Sorry, no. Only in person at 666 Mockingbird Lane.

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