As you can see, the female will sit fetal on the ice. Pressure builds up underneath her until the force pushes her airborn a few feet forward. There are those who say it is a most fascinating form of locomotion in the animal kingdom.
It’s called queefhopping
I thought it was ice-kegeling.
Short and curling.
You win
A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!
Pussyfooting on ice is understandable tho.
You win the internet for today.
Dammit, your mom got out and she’s pogoing again.
I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends
For the first time in my life I hope to god that is AI generated
Jokes aside, what the hell are they?
Hoof prints I believe
Ah, the ol’ clam slam.
That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.
Also crazy split
Maybe she’s legless and going for a hop.
Up north some people call it a “moose knuckle”
Moose knuckles are dudes.
Ah true. I don’t hear the term often enough to properly remember.
The culprit (NSFW)
“Vajankle” is not a word I needed to learn ever.
My eyes
My … nevermind.
…out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think “OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!”
what did I just see?!
Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!
Water is the source of life
I thought the sun was the source of life.
Ah it’s a rare snail trail 🐌
Icicussy
Damn was convinced this was a mick man post
