Furrys not allowed /joke
why would I do that? I’m already a lobster, so I’ll live forever.
As long as I don’t turn into some tiny prey lizard, sure. I wanna still be able to play video games.
I wouldn’t want to be one of those reptiles that shoots blood from its eyes.
Other than that… I’m interested.
What? That sounds awesome. Imagine how easily you could get out of awkward social situations with that ability.
I’d rather be one of those lizards that flares its rills. Like a living warning flag.
I’m in, though I’m curious what “turns you into a reptile” means. Does it just mean I become cold blooded. I’m fine with that, it just means I’m moving somewhere tropical. Do I grow scales and a tail? Certainly not ideal, but I could probably live with it, especially if the tail is prehensile and if I get claws in the mix. Do I get a really long, controllable tongue? Can’t think of any uses for that. Nope, none at all…
Attraction, sex and reproduction would be interesting questions as well. Do I still find human women attractive, or is my brain rewired to want a lusty argonian maid? What does my new plumbing look like? Are there others of my new species around for me to do the monster mash with?
But overall, yes I’d probably go for it. I don’t delude myself into thinking that I will somehow continue to exist after death; so, not dying seems like the better alternative. Sure, if the downsides are really bad, I can accept that death is a better outcome (e.g. you live forever, but have locked-in syndrome forever). But, living as a lizard person doesn’t seem too horrible.
Username checks out.
Nope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.
What if you were wealthy?
Plenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.
Maybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need
We can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶
Listen to this person, dey know.
Is it traveling at Warp 10? What happens at Warp 10, stays at Warp 10.
What does it do to furries?
When you say “turns you into a reptile”, do you mean like a lizard-person, or an iguana?
Or like Peter Theil?
I already said lizard-person.
I somehow imagine normal lizard-persons as less horrible than Peter Theil. Less sweaty for starters.
Either way, I’m in. Wouldn’t even need the life-extending part.
“With a certain audience, this life extending solution tested very well.”
“Great. How soon can we perfect the life extending bit and start selling it?”
“About that…”
Edit: We correlated the data, and this is going to sell well with Linux users.
Which ever you prefer.
Well, even as a furry, I’d say haell no! Reptiles ain’t something I’m a fan of. Besides, I’d rather die after however long I live rather than completely turn into a reptile for the next millennium.
Imagine the mortgage you could get though
Captain Janeway: “Oh hell yes!!!”
Easy choice for me.
Well. When do I get to become a reptile? Soon?
No. Being a reptile might be cool, but I’m now 40 and already think that being at the half-way point is fine with me.
