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Picture of the Andromeda Galaxy, with an arrow pointing towards earth. The text for the arrow reads: “YOU ARE HERE”. And the bottom text reads: “AND GOD IS EXTREMELY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR PEE PEE!”
thank you @[email protected]
If he didn’t want me touching it, he shouldn’t have given it to me. Kinda his fault I whack it.
We were made in his image, so God loves it too.
That also implies God likes to murder people at least a bit… oh wait nevermind.
Or shorter arms
Tyrannosaur arms solved.
Or at least he would have made it less convenient to touch with your hands, like placing it in the middle of your back or something
That would be a weird bikini.
The only place I can’t reach on my body is my right shoulder blade. God should’ve put my genitals there.