Thanks Google.

I should probably just install Lineage already.

My wife thinks I’m the smartest man she has ever known. Meanwhile, I’m slapping my own head going, “This baby can fit so many Wikipedia articles in it.”

I really liked Ubuntu, too. It was the distro that got me into Linux in 2012. I don’t feel bad having switched to Debian Stable, though. I love my Debian.

Duck be on the ark tonight?

But hey, anal juice is also pretty good.

Replace “token” with “title” and “monkey” with “car,” and you’ve got a formula most people understand.

I own the title, but I don’t own the car.

Unlike the monkey, you can go find the car in the real world.

Aw man, I loved their last album. I never realized they released another. I was listening to The Scholars by Car Seat Headrest for a good portion of last year.

Sometimes you Ea-Nasir, and sometimes you’re the purchaser who received a substandard shipment of copper.

I hear it tastes pretty good, too.

Made my day lmao

Your genetic data, your husband’s genetic data, and your future kids’ genetic data. They’re playing the long con on that one.

My personal favorite is mean cat that bites you.

Just so cute.

And yeah, the Oatly carton cracks me up. I love the level of snark on that one. But hey, all that aluminum is certainly worth something lol

This is on Craigslist’s best of page. Here’s a link to the ad

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

As an owner of a gray/gray 2012 Civic LX, I have never felt so attacked.

I asked it if I should push my car there. It’s a 2012 Buck Shasta.

It’s not feasible to push a car to the car wash, especially one like a 2012 Buick Shasta, which typically weighs around 3,500 to 4,000 pounds (approximately 1,590 to 1,810 kg). Pushing such a heavy vehicle is impractical and could lead to injury.

I mean, fair, but if you know cars, you know a 2012 Buck Shasta isn’t a real car. Guess I’ll have to tow it there with my 2014 Dixon Ticonderoga.

E: I just realized it corrected Buck to Buick lmao

If I got to say, “Oh thank fuck I made it,” I’d be relieved, too.

You’re taking me back to 2005 with this one, and I am not complaining.

Joke’s on all of y’all. I still burn CDs. My car has a four disc CD changer.

The FAQ got a chuckle out of me.

Is this a real distro?

• Yes.

Why?

• Yes.

That, and electricity being optional as a minimum spec.

If you were my child, I’d have picked you up from school four hours early and taken you out for ice cream.

If he didn’t want me touching it, he shouldn’t have given it to me. Kinda his fault I whack it.