• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    It’s tough to get the 3rd t.

    I was once at a kids birthday party and they couldn’t get the piñata broken so I shot it open and everyone clapped then the kids took the candy and all the moms put out and I found a crisp $50 bill in the couch.

    You don’t get moments like that without a lady derringer in your fanny pack, friendo.