If you throw in giving each other good orgasms and being nice to each other because the world is mean enough, you’ve got a the fixins of a successful relationship.

Chores:

• empty the dishwasher
• load the dishwasher
• take Cupcake for a walk
• rob a bank
• clean toilet
• water plants

So “the friends we made along the way”.

while running errands, such as walking the dog or committing crimes

Beats a coffee date.

The guardian should do a follow up on all the kids dating their siblings (you know, because they’re doing chores together).