AH! I just realized I have 2025 shit still in me.
It’s January 1 here now. I’d like a coconut macaroon please.
I’ve shit 3 times so far this year
Because I’m getting rid of the old shit!
It’s still Dec 31st.
Edit: Greetings all timezones east of here! It is now Jan 1st, and it is YOU who is behind!
GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!!! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! but that might be because it’s cold as balls outside, so I’m having a salted caramel hot chocolate with marshmellows.
What? Yes I’m 42, but it’s fucking delicious!
Dude here in New Zealand it’s about to be the 2nd. We’re approaching multiple hangovers in twentysix
Over here it’s already december 32nd.
Damn dude, like, watch out for the langoliers or something
Beans
Because you have no other choice.
I could starve myself to death!
23:53
I’m still stuck in 2025





