Just live in a loud environment! Oh god I wish I could know silence again. Nothing like going out into nature and you hear a ringing the whole time
Just live in a loud environment! Oh god I wish I could know silence again. Nothing like going out into nature and you hear a ringing the whole time
He would have been evicted from his dad’s properties
Getting shot for the crime of someone else jumping a turnstile, classic
All of my brothers in arms are now the mindless undead, bound to their armor… help?
Oops I did it again
Tony hawk pro tax accountant
I was wrong, and happy to be so now.
This better not be a legal alien
I don’t want to nap
The joke is too old for him
Doors and corners kid
Not if it’s plugged into a peripheral hub
The 90s called, they want their dog whistle back
I’m so hungry I could eat a whale!
Most moral army in the world
When bean memes go too far
String cheese isn’t real cheese 🧐
Nah man. When your tum roils and you know you need a toilet yesterday, but within 5 minutes. That but being coy about it
Not having adhd so I could make a better use of time, for family, relaxation, chores, career advancement. So I didn’t have to lean on my wife’s emotional intelligence and knack for planning so much, and so I would be better at maintaining relationships with those who aren’t in my immediate vicinity