memes are weird
It’s funny that so many have memorized an advert for a game they may not have even played
Dawkins was right.
Bro is training to become bagger 288
When you ask a Mechanicus player what their type is: 316 stainless.
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little me had a crush on her growing up and tbh I still stand by it
I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.
Funny, creative, smart woman that makes a living messing around with building cool stuff… was there anyone that didn’t have at least a little crush on her?
Even when she did a shell sponsorship, as in visiting an oil rig and spreading oil company propaganda.
fantasies can include lube
IDK why but the dude in the background sitting in the plane like that is cracking me up.
scale. you don’t see aircraft that tiny being piloted by guys that big often.
Yeah, I’m trans.
Transhumanist 🦿🦾
I’ve got a pair of leaf scoops that you wear on your wrists and it’s the closest thing to using the Aliens power-loader I’ve experienced.
“Where do ya want it?”
Just let me upload my consciousness to a machine and I’ll have every body part replaced as soon as I can afford it.
we can give you the free plan, but it comes in a few flavours:
- No ads. 150 years of hedonistic virtual bliss (5 years realtime), then we put you to unceasing torturous work for the remainder of your lease (20 years) before bucketing you out for another customer.
- Ads in realtime, you have to watch them, max volume, 60seconds, one every hour, we leave you alone otherwise, except to record your responses when watching ads.
- No ads, but the sim runs at 100x slower than realtime. You’ll experience about 10 years of normal afterlife every 100 years
You’re a monster.
This post more than others needs accessibility: low contrast, difficult to read even without impairment.
Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative:
- usability
- we can’t quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
- text search is unavailable
- the system can’t
- reflow text to varied screen sizes
- vary presentation (size, contrast)
- vary modality (audio, braille)
- accessibility
- lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
- some users can’t read the image due to lack of alt text
- users can’t adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
- systems can’t read the text to them or send it to braille devices
- searchability: the “text” isn’t indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
- fault tolerance: no text fallback if
- image breaks
- image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.
Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.
What if I want to make a low-effort shitpost without spending energy worrying about whether anyone actually can, or even wants, to read it?
Then that’s just being an ableist shit: do the disabled not deserve as much of your shitpost or do they deserve to be shit on especially hard? Why not be an equal opportunity shitter?
- usability
