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minus-squareBronzebeard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·21 hours agoIt takes literal supernatural intervention to get them to be less greedy.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·21 hours agoNo it doesn’t, they won’t change their tune until you tie them down onto a guillotine and threaten to release the blade … and even then they’d probably try to coerece or bribe you from doing it.
minus-squareBronzebeard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9·19 hours ago and even then …Leaving only supernatural intervention
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoOops, I tripped over the rope connected to the release handle, must be supernatural intervention Next!
It takes literal supernatural intervention to get them to be less greedy.
No it doesn’t, they won’t change their tune until you tie them down onto a guillotine and threaten to release the blade … and even then they’d probably try to coerece or bribe you from doing it.
…Leaving only supernatural intervention
Oops, I tripped over the rope connected to the release handle, must be supernatural intervention
Next!