I’ve been trying to use organic maps more often

Penis gluttony

I’ve never enjoyed grilled pineapple myself, which is probably why I don’t like it on pizza either.

Having trained as a paramedic, I could find a vein on a patient by general anatomy and feel. Not sure if I could do that on myself or not.

It will be used to track who owns a gun!

Maybe not, but the fact that it could, should get them to oppose it.

Cutting junior employees today sounds like a great option, until 10 years down the road you realize you don’t have any experienced people to backfill the senior employees who are leaving.

It’s not even a loss. If I pirate it, they lost nothing because I wasn’t going to buy it anyways.

You can… Firmly grasp it?

Get schwifty

In the before times, we used to go to an independent movie theater. It had living room seating - big comfy chairs, waiter service for food and drinks before the show, no minors. Then they decided to try and go public, and AMC did a hostile takeover and they went to shit.

Now the only time I go to a theater, it’s the local art house single screen showing limited release and indy films.

We were getting new phones, and decided to go with the Motorola Moto G. It has an SD card slot, headphone jack, and doesn’t advertise around having ai built in. Great battery life too.

I’m also a middle child. My parents wanted a boy and a girl. They got my older brother, then got me (amab), so they adopted my younger sister.

Hauk looks perfect, thanks!

Oof, ouch, my bones

Lies, you’ll keep buying new games every fall steam sale

During the lock downs I got furloughed for a week. I spent most of it playing Dwarf Fortress.

Jokes on them, I won’t have any money to buy stuff

Still good advice

ASCII pornhub on lynx

I disabled all that crap in my work computer, I’m not about to turn it on for Firefox. Windows 98 was peak UI.