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Finally, the internet as it’s supposed to be!
Did you think the internet was meant for entertainment? For fun? For watching cat videos?
No! The internet was made for commerce! The purest and most unrestricted form of commerce to ever exist!
🎼
The internet is for porn.
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.
🎵You’re a pervert! Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
We could do even better. Just make it one big all-in-one subscription service. Everyone gets a monthly consumer basket of goods and services based on averages for their income level. Paychecks go straight to the provider. No more fuss.
We’d save a ton on bandwidth by going back to cable. If someone gets a promotion and raise, no sweat, just scale up their subscription to fit their income. With the freedom to choose between three providers, you can trust that the free market competition is still happening in the background and keeping your basket as full as possible for your income level.
Choose from Red’s Old-Fashioned Country Provider, Blue Futura Provider, or Green Mother Earth Provider.
D Madness has entered the chat.
“ADVERTISE TO ME CAPITALIST SENPAI!”
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Ah. Peace at last.
