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Occam’s Razor: My guy banged his computer.
CLOSED: not a bug
CLOSED: Couldn’t reproduce.
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The two answers to everything
Try Nix. She’s into the weird stuff.
What’s so good about Nix? Genuine question.
Glad you asked! To start, the module system is really powerful, especially coupled with the flexibility of the nix language itself. It takes work to wrap your brain around everything but once you do it becomes such a cool ecosystem. If Arch is like using Lego blocks to configure your system, NixOS is like using a 3D printer. You have to learn about the store, function libraries, etc. It can be complicated and messy. But you can do some pretty cool things with it!
What’s the repo situation like? Does it have all or most of the packages you’d want?
It’s Gentoo, but for cowards.
Closed as unable to replicate
Fucking funny 😂
It’s a Unix derivative. To get the fundamental software thing working, someone has likely had hot gay sex. To get the modern software going, someone has had hot transgender sex, hawt furry yiff, and autistic sexual intercourses. …What I’m getting at, sex won’t make Arch unbootable. Guess you just personally fucked up somewhere.
Put the memory stick back in.
The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.
It’s only gay if your ratio drops below 0.67
I wonder if they will be able to reproduce
This is where I got the joke from lol
I was today years old when I realized that your username actually isn’t “booploot”
Right letters, lol. Have you seen my name before?
Instructions to replicate this bug???
What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?
You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.
There’s a grub flag for that
I can confirm, happened to me.
You got scammed. That one is expired.
I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.
No, for that you need Turbolinux
How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex…
“Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂
I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.
Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.
libvirginity has a sev9 vulnerability due to its dependency on the unpatched version of libpatriarchy.
Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.
He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.
This made me laugh out loud, thank you.
