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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Troubleshooting

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Troubleshooting

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • solomonschuler@lemmy.zip
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    What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?

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      When I installed it, my wife left me and gave me all my sperm back.

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        Ewww.

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      You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.

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        There’s a grub flag for that

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        I can confirm, happened to me.

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          You got scammed. That one is expired.

          I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.

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            No, for that you need Turbolinux

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          How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex…

          “Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂

          I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.

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