What in the orphan crushing machine is this shit?!
https://maritime-executive.com/article/bananas-ahoy-as-overboard-containers-wash-ashore
What in the orphan crushing machine is this shit?!
https://maritime-executive.com/article/bananas-ahoy-as-overboard-containers-wash-ashore
I would just assume that through osmosis those bananas ate salty as fuck, plus I have seen the size of the fucking spiders on some of those bananas being shipped here, no fuck you
The tarantulas have usually abandoned the bananas by the time we eat the bananas.
So you’re saving buying a big load of bananas isn’t a good way to get a new cuddly spider friend? :(
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Sometimes as I’m tearing a banana from the bundle I picture the tarantulas that might’ve been crawling all over it, and I wonder if I’m touching the same spot a hairy tarantula has been. I don’t like having those thoughts. So I try not to have those thoughts.
Oh fuck it’s that where tarantulas come from? Bugs are so confusing
They addressed that, actually.
I assume the spiders would have died, and now you have delicious, brined cooking bananas!
Im sure they come clean if you wash them vigorously by hand.