God doesn’t care if you’re christian or not all he cares is if you ate enough chili dogs. Needless to say nobody who died before the mid 20th century went to heaven.
At the church I went to as a child, people were born sinners, thats why we had to go and evangelize them as young as possible. Babies in hell is common in non Christian counties! /s
God doesn’t care if you’re christian or not all he cares is if you ate enough chili dogs. Needless to say nobody who died before the mid 20th century went to heaven.
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God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”
God is Sonic the Hedgehog.
does this mean heaven is in mobius?
Possibly if you died really young.
Christianity promotes infant mortality.
At the church I went to as a child, people were born sinners, thats why we had to go and evangelize them as young as possible. Babies in hell is common in non Christian counties! /s
People are so messed up