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God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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Short Staff of Wailing Creature
9-19 DMG
+10 INT
+5 WIS
+4 CON
+25% Nature Res.
+15% Shadow Res.
On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds
Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
My listening age was 82, but my top songs were mostly Saja Boys… It was then that I remembered my account is linked to the Nest.
17·23 days agoMy comments tend to get way more engagement here than on reddit. People are just friendlier. When I’m funny, they make me feel like the man. On reddit you had to piggy-back on top comments just to get any hits, and half of them were just confrontational for no good reason.
Can’t believe that was his real hair. That’s the haircut of a preacher who beats the life out of his children with a belt.
I imagine having a taught piece of paper firmly pulled out of your gullet also feels great as a printer. Or it feels terrible, like pulling a swallowed hook out of a fish.
1·1 month agoBro, I just bought a Roborock a few weeks ago and I love it. I was panic reading these comments until I saw yours and realized it’s a Roborock, not iRobot. Hope our housebots don’t meet the same fate.
“Oi, Dutchman!”
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“O hallo!”
She got a stank to her, sure… but she knows her way around a circus peanut.
1·1 month agoI’ve been going hard on Stardew Valley. Just had another kid and no good opportunities to play on PC now, so I bought a Backbone controller off of Amazon and turned my phone into a Switch.
See also: Night of the Full Moon, Card Crawl, Tiny Rails, Inotia 3 & 4 (3 isn’t available anymore, but you can get an apk), Talisman: Digital Edition, Dungeon Boss: Respawned (requires Netflix sub now, but no more P2W), Survival Day R.
I have so many memories of my dad driving us up to the corner store, beer in hand, to put $5 in the tank and rent us Megaman 4.
Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat’s urine. One common method involves positioning one’s face behind a cat.
8·2 months agoDown to da beeaach I’m strollin’!
Years back when I worked for Kmart, there was some sort of large Samsung Galaxy tablet advertised as a Black Friday front-page exclusive for only $40. As you can imagine, people were ready to kick the fucking doors down to get their hands on those, because anyone dumb enough to participate in the Black Friday madness is definitely too dumb to know why 1gb non-expandable storage is next to fucking worthless. Not to mention they had the weakest hardware imaginable, with a whopping 1.5 MP camera.
Black Friday is such a cheap illusion.
The number gets higher and higher every time a console dweeb makes the argument that they’re not constantly fucking themselves.
It’s a nice one, too. It makes the room feel like it’s full of music. Presidents only get the best braiders.
12·2 months agoI don’t know if this will age like my previous belief that PS1 had photo-realistic graphics, but I feel like 4k is the peak for TVs. I recently bought a 65" 4k TV and not only is it the clearest image I’ve ever seen, but it takes up a good chunk of my livingroom. Any larger would just look ridiculous.
Unless the average person starts using abandoned cathedrals as their livingrooms, I don’t see how larger TVs with even higher definition would even be practical. Especially if you consider we already have 8k for those who do use cathedral entertainment systems.
Well, you could always move to DC. I hear that runny orange cum dribbles freely down the chins of the proud Republicans there.
Hosting is half of it, but the user-submitted section is a thriving social ecosystem. It’s a lot like reddit or Lemmy, but all submissions are image-based only with sizable comment sections attached like anywhere else. I was very involved there 12 years back and enjoyed it quite a lot. I tried really hard to earn my green (highest karma) badge, but I believe I got second or third highest before running out of steam. You had a profile full of badges and stuff, and users actually valued karma there, unlike on reddit or Lemmy.
But the mood changed other time and it became a hub for bullshit, sob stories and very tired, very played-out jokes. Then the eventual UI changes drove the nail in the coffin and I found it unusable.