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Behold: the most difficult to quickly clean toy ever produced.
Throw it in the microwave.
Cornographic af
Does that go in the cornhole?
Its larry flynt corn
This had better not awaken something in me…
The finest Hardpore Corn.
Finally: flared base corn! Doctors will applaud you
Porn on the cob
Oh boy! I sure know what’s getting creamed later
I put butter on mine…
It’s got the juice.
You’re making me so corny right now
Corn on the cock
Well? What are you doing just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.
Nothing seems better to upvote as a straight male than stuff that looks like dicks.
No NSFW tag I guess








