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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9 小时前

The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

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The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy?

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9 小时前
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  • hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?

  • TechnoCat@piefed.social
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    2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

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      5 小时前

      Now at 5% usage!

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        I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)

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    You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrustTM Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:

    Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence 
    
    Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot 
    
    Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore
    

    WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!

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    2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!

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      I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing

  • BlueÆther@no.lastname.nz
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    Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump

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      Party planning is going well for president Trump’s upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box “this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it”

  • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    .world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community

    • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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      https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer

      There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”

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    President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files

    • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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      barron trump, to be exact.

      oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!

      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.

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          so trumpbot is in control in 2036? dang it

          edit: i typed “1936”

  • NerfHerder@lemmy.world
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    Beans.

    It’ll be fucking beans.

    • Zidane@lemmy.ca
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      !remindme 11 years it’s bean time

    • morgan423@lemmy.world
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      7 小时前

      The classics never die.

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      8 小时前

      What about orbs?

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        7 小时前

        Bean. Orbs.

  • guillem@aussie.zone
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    Address Not Found.

    The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.

    • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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      8 小时前

      Bruh…

      • guillem@aussie.zone
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        I know :(

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    AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

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      If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53’24’', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?

      • dumbass@piefed.social
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        356,411 km, give or take.

    • DaMummy@lemmy.world
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      What’s your toilet paper situation like?

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        We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

        • DundasStation@lemmy.ca
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          6 小时前

          the incident

          Go on…

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            You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

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      Do you have any water?

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        I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

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    The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

    In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036

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      Woah, I just posted about Art Bell and was thinking about when I heard about this guy on Coast-to-Coast AM and was trying to remember his name.

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    I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!

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    Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based “Predictive Empathy” to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?

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    • Resplendent606@piefed.social
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      🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.

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    For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.

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      Plot twist: It’s Alaska.

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