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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 天前

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 天前
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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    Pedo in a meadow

    • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This one is a great litmus test for the British

    • NotSteve_@piefed.ca
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      Pehdow in a meadow? Pedo in a meedow?

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        “Pehdow”. Yall spell it “paedo” ;)

    • blackstampede@sh.itjust.works
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      It took me about 2 seconds to figure this out. Came to the comments to make sure.

    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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      I was thinking “dumbass in tall grass” but I think I like yours better.

    • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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      Wouldn’t it have to be peddo not pedo, like a freddo

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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        In America, pedo and meadow rhyme. We use a short e in pedo.

      • lovely_reader@lemmy.world
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        The other explanation is right but what’s freddo?

        • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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          23 天前

          A chocolate bar with caramel inside on the shape of a frog, it’s price often used as a way to contextualise inflation, like how a banana is for scale.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Best one.

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    Pedo in a meadow

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      23 天前

      I think we found the winner

    • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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      I thought Pedo on a Prado, but that doesn’t work in English

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        Pedo in a meadow flows better in American English where they say ped-oh. The British version doesn’t flow as well in this example but is generally superior for shouting at someone. For example, if Trump had been allowed to see the public when visiting the UK you would hear “Fucking peee-doooh!”

        • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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          The nuances of American/British/Aussie/Canadian English are lost to me, but thanks for the explanation.

          • piwakawakas@lemmy.nz
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            Maps without NZ spotted

    • silasmariner@programming.dev
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      Paedo in a lea, tho’

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    24 天前

    Bitch in a ditch

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      If only

  • Toto@lemmy.world
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    Coward in flowers

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      24 天前

      Coward in flowards

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    Crazy in daisies

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    Ass in the grass

    • tourist@lemmy.world
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      I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it

      Fat ass in the tall grass

      Asshole in the grasshole

      etc.

  • Neurotoxin@lemmus.org
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    Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Felon in a Field?

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    Bastard in a Pasture

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      Winner!!!

      Edit: nvm, saw pedo in a meadow steals back gold medal

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    Man-child in the wild?

  • Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org
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    well that’s a pedo in a meadow…(pronounced in USA 'cause we say eh instead of ee) i suppose we could say a pedo in the weedos for the brits

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      In a Meedow, you say?

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      Oh God, the European version would be pedo in a speedo.

    • shiftymccool@piefed.ca
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSJ8XPnJK1o

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      Does pedo rhyme with pedalo

  • jumperalex@lemmy.world
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    Trump in a Dump

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    Pedo in a meadow

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    That’s an open target, double check wind and your scope

    No bulletproof shield in an open field.

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    Trumpf im Sumpf.

    Trump in the swamp.

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      Trump in the swamp is him just sitting in the Oval Office.

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