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minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoIt’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
minus-squareOlgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoThat’s supposed to be a problem?
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoGranted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
minus-squarearrow74@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoAre we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoMy current house only has a crawl space. I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoNice! But you’re welcome, I’m pretty lonely.
minus-squaredaggermoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoTurn off the lights, sit on the floor and, light four candles around you. Then close your eyes and I’ll be with you always ;)
I wanna be a housebottom.
It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
That’s supposed to be a problem?
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That just sounds like abuse.
Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
My current house only has a crawl space.
I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.
I’d rather reside in your walls.
Nice! But you’re welcome, I’m pretty lonely.
Turn off the lights, sit on the floor and, light four candles around you. Then close your eyes and I’ll be with you always ;)
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