I am sometimes forced to wear size 11 shoes, despite having 9½ feet, because so few manufacturers put out 9½ size shoes in an EEEE (quintuple wide) or oversized EEE (quadruple wide) width.
At least a size 11 in a W (wide) is comfortable enough for me, and most shoes come in at least a wide.
I think out of all the shoes I have ever bought, only two styles in 40 years have been wide enough to allow me to wear a 9½. I recently found that second style in a work boot that was being surplussed (through Princess Auto) and no longer being produced, with the marketing that it was wide enough for any foot. Once I confirmed the comfort, I immediately bought three more pairs for a lifetime supply, clearing out the stock of size 9½ for that shoe nation-wide (I checked, as I wanted even more… would have gladly gotten a half dozen pairs if I could). That brand was Terra. Highly recommend, as the model I got have been fucking awesome work boots.
Dang even the richest man in the world can’t find shoes his size
It’s clown boy!
Kanye ain’t got shit on Doug! Beat him by decades!
Clown shoes for the money clown.
This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size…
It does.
I mean whenever I put my shoes on, my dick grows like 5 inches. So it’s just science, really. Obviously the bigger the shoe, the bigger I get. You know it happens. Everybody knows this. Many people are saying it.
Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.
Why do they look like Flint Lockwood’s Spray-on Shoes?
CyberShoes?
He has to do this so people will think he’s sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.
The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn’t go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn’t.
I guarantee that he’s in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.
Someone ask Grok what his shoe size is
I was always taught that one should not pose for a photo with alcohol in hand so as not to look tacky.
Glad to see our highest class of elites follow similar etiquette.
I don’t think it’s a photoshop.
It was photoshopped this is the real picture
“Chat, is this real?”
yes
What changed? I don’t see any difference?
It’s exactly the same picture, the user is pranking you.
The first picture shows a literal clown, while the second picture shows a Photoshop of two men standing next to each other, with one photoshopped to have a funny clown outfit.
Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea
When you are the richest man in human history he does whatever is needed to prove that he is not worthy of that wealth.
And yet he’s still in a tux
I fail to get your point? That he has the money to afford a tux?
He still has something to prove or he’d be in pajama pants
Because they stand out so you notice them. He’s an attention seeker after all.
He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.
I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.
Well he does like slavery, so maybe there is something in common.
They’re big.
Shoes that match his personality
it’s more like this
Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are hung
