I need an apron with “Kiss the Kock” printed on it.
Can’t forget “slut” in Swedish. :D
Or fart

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So off topic, byt where do you get these with both finnish and swedish texts?? And everywhere they now have the smaller bag sizes as well, is this recent? Sincerely, a Finnish sipsi lover.
I just pulled a picture from the internet. The only reason I know these exist is because I used to be active on a forum with many Finns.
sorta scares me off. Too wet and loose
That translation still kind of makes sense in English.
Also: dick = fat in German
Kant (pronounced like “cunt”) means “edge” in Polish.
Swedish: kurva
Every time i go to stockholm by car theres a huge roadsign with “kurvaking” on it or something
Hey, Swedish too!
Fart, prick.
Swedish 🇸🇪
Slut!
In Croatian, “kut” means an angle, or a corner of something, “rub” would be edge
I never realized this. Thanks.
Please read this German sentence aloud:
Ich suche den Koch.
(I’m looking for the chef.)
With correct pronounciation it sounds nothing like what people seem to believe though.
German is my native language , so yes. It sounds a lot different from what you might think if you can’t speak “ch”. But if you’re American…
I’m learning German (slowly), how to you “ch” properly?
Back of the throat. Like the the J in Juan. Except in German, it always comes at the end of a word/syllable. If it’s at the beginning, it is pronounced like a k (as in Christ/Christian/etc.)
I always carry a spoon in my kock pussi.
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Why would they make this LOL
So that people post it online for even more people to see
Good point
There used to be a Polish ad which went like: “Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!”, “If You feel offended, learn English”. If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You’ll say “You fucking dick!” In Polish.
‘Ty chuju jebany’, nice.
Our Polish taxi driver does a very solid line in ‘kurwa’ every other word, but it’s always nice to expand your horizons.
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