- *comes with free demolition service when mama rolls by - I think that’s a black bear, and momma black bears aren’t really known for aggressively protecting their cubs. - They’re far more likely to stick them in a tree and run away, or do bluff attacks if that’s not an option. You pretty much have to corner them to get attacked (unless they’re starving). - Black bears are pretty timid, unless their babies are threatened. They might choose to forego a fight, but that’s a load bearing (heh) “might” to put on a hormonal bear - For black bears, foregoing a fight is their default setting, even when cubs are involved. You almost have to try to get mauled by one. - I’ve ran into plenty while hiking, even with cubs, and the second they realize I exist, they haul ass in the opposite direction. - That being said, if one doesn’t run away when you make a lot of noise and wave your arms around, exercise caution because it might be acclimated to humans or starving. 
 
- Aren’t black bears the ones hurting more and more people in Japan? - Different black bear, but probably. Japanese black bears are sturdier and constantly angry. They are Tasmanian devils in the shape of bears - Edit: I link to the black bear you were thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_black_bear 
 
 
 
- $200 for a bear is a steal of a price. - You’ll pay the remainder when his mother arrives. - With no context, I assume this cub’s mother is dead. 
 
- I mean we could just take one right out of nature and it would be free. Just make sure to get outta there hella fast to outrun its murderously protective mama. 
 
- ¡Hola, compañeros perritos! - No hay que preocuparse - no te voy a comer jajaja 
 
- Aww, this is where I‘d go with the bear 






