i would genuinely be more apologetic than if it was a human.

Is this inside a TGV ? Pam pam papam🎶

I’d apologize but it wouldn’t be particularly sincere.

Well, I’m sincerely sorry for annoying the cat. But it’s hard to say I’m sorry from meeting the cat…

That’s why you should carry a pouch of cat treats at all times

well now i gotta do it

I can smell your weird skin and hair. Are you familiar with feline scatological health creams? I have samples!