When life gives you cats…

make cat memes.

HAI!!!

Oh… that’s definitely a dragon.

Better drop your grilled fish and all your gold.

I still haven’t forgiven Peter Jackson for doing Bombadill dirty like that.

Also the scourging of the shire.

I thought OP liquified their toebeans for second…

(Pretty sure that’s pastey-snack stuff)(or it’s brain barf)

Isn’t that IG88?

… how do you debug?!?

How do you copy and past everything from the broad shoulders of those who’ve come before?

Hooched awn Foniqs Werked phone mini!

In any case I’d be shocked if handwriting wasn’t used for something other than note taking.

Sure. It’s been ages since I’ve seen them.

Are…. Those Golden Grahams?

Chances are he was more like a cult leader it wasn’t until a decade or two after his death that things really got into full swing, so chances are the actual Jesus would be quite surprised by everything “he” did.

But there were a lot of Jewish mystics cropping up at the time so it’s not impossible or even implausible for some one vaguely matching the description to have existed.

I have a timeshare cat (I watch him when his family goes out of town,) whose ordinary as standoffish as they come.

Unless you happen to be one of like 3 people. It’s fun watching him figure out which one to harass with his aggressive affection,

For the record, if you go to carpet stores you can frequently get discounts by getting discards, or like, broken packs of the tiles.

The trouble is, the scraps aren’t always what you’re looking for.

insults aren’t illegal, and spam mail isn’t generally illegal either. as far as I know, there’s no law against sending an occasional email even if it is spam. the general exceptions are for commercial/businesses types and that’s generally only really illegal when it breaks the email carriers.

besides which, the OP is talking about opening a ticket on Reddit’s customer service system, not actually sending an email. Spez won’t even see it.

Char is totally judging your choice in games and movies. totally.

Don’t feel too bad. I built my first beowulf cluster out of my dad’s cave of obsolescence in the mid-90’s… pentium II’s and older. nobody noticed the giant networked-cabled-monstrosity with cables going all over the basement until he got home and wondered why his network was being weird.

(I may have also borrowed his network switch.)

“Oh. that’s cool but. uhm. WHY!!!?!?!”

“PiMark” (i think that’s what it was called, anyhow. It was a benchmarking tool that would time your systems’ time to calculate Pi to x digits. Or you could donate cycles to calculate… more pi.)

“uh. okay.”… “clean up when your done.”

Grew up in red hat- you know? Back when red hat wasn’t the enemy.

Endeavor is my flavor of the month. (Why pick one?)

now i want to fork something into a new distro called “Schroedinger Linux”…

“maybe it works. maybe it doesn’t. maybe it’s best just to leave it right there and not look at it.”

My guess is they’re not idiots and knew exactly what they were doing… and being paid for by whoever it was that stands to lose money if reclaimed water became popular

Depends on my mood?

Once the cat decided to adopt the humans (and conveniently eats all their snacks and maybe chugs their potions?)

(They may have fed the cat.)

My parents used to have a dachshund that would sneak in and wedge herself in between his leg and the armrest.

Mouse pad extraordinaire. When they switched to a new recliner, should a seen her look of disgust when her bum didn’t fit. Not that she didn’t try.