This is like saying you can’t make fun of Kristi Noem because she’s a woman. If you mock her for being a woman you’re a piece of shit, if you mock her for all of the horrible things she does and says you’re fine. Her sex and gender have nothing to do with her being an awful stain on humanity (and dogkind).
and yet when that southpark episode of her aired people were celebrating it very openly and calling me a fascist enabler for telling people that being a woman is not one of her faults, there are plenty of actual faults to choose from.
No, you see. What youre doing here is making light of the sexual assault of that finely crafted Italian couch. Sexual assault against seating happens every day, and its no laughing matter.
For anyone reading this, is you or anyone you know has a couch or chair that has suffered a sexual assault by a parent or other family member, please know that you are not alone. Please call 555-26824, and speak to one of our SAS(Seating assault specialists) volunteers today.
This is like saying you can’t make fun of Kristi Noem because she’s a woman. If you mock her for being a woman you’re a piece of shit, if you mock her for all of the horrible things she does and says you’re fine. Her sex and gender have nothing to do with her being an awful stain on humanity (and dogkind).
and yet when that southpark episode of her aired people were celebrating it very openly and calling me a fascist enabler for telling people that being a woman is not one of her faults, there are plenty of actual faults to choose from.
It’s like saying you can’t make fun of JD Vance for being a couch fucker. Oh wait, you can.
Sorry
(I stole this gif)
I have stolen this gif now too.
No, you see. What youre doing here is making light of the sexual assault of that finely crafted Italian couch. Sexual assault against seating happens every day, and its no laughing matter.
For anyone reading this, is you or anyone you know has a couch or chair that has suffered a sexual assault by a parent or other family member, please know that you are not alone. Please call 555-26824, and speak to one of our SAS(Seating assault specialists) volunteers today.
my poor chesterfield will never sit the same.
