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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.ml•A New Zealand mother and her 6-year-old son made a brief trip to Canada. They have spent weeks detained by ICE
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    7 hours ago

    So she didnt have the correct documents? Failing to see how “I dont want to pay for that, cos its expensive” is anyone elses fault but her own. Arrived in 2021 as a tourist, married someone that same year, got a divorce a year later, then applied for an I360, we assume on the grounds she got up the duff.

    “When it came time to renew both parts of the combo card, Shaw paid to have the work permit renewed, but didn’t renew the travel permit “because she didn’t have any plans for travel at that time and it’s expensive,” Thorward said.”

    Followed by:

    “In June, Shaw received confirmation of her work permit renewal, but mistakenly believed it also extended her travel authorization – a “minor administrative paperwork error” – according to her lawyer.”

    So, she new she needed both. Got one. Then when she got caught, and started talking a lot of shit about “I didnt know”.

    The only thing in here thats relevant, is that shes not a dangerous criminal. The rest… Kinda comes across as your typical chancer. Go to US, marry some random dude, get up the duff, divorce dude, get greencard because of the kid, profit.

    Honestly, fuck her. She knew the rules, they knew shes didnt have the right permits, and did it anyway. And now shes finding out that uncle Sam aint fucking around anymore. Which is fucking bizarre when you consider how much coverage the unhinged ICE etc have been getting.

  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Schools are using AI to spy on students and some are getting arrested for misinterpreted jokes and private conversationsEnglish
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    6 days ago

    No, thats a performative cunt. Its funny how you can recognise them so easily when they thing you dont like, but are so utterly confused when they say things you agree with. Almost like you have your own little agenda or something?

    I mean, on the subject of trans people. It never seems to enter anyones heads that they amount of hate transwomen get is because people see them as men. And its actually an extension of the extreme misandry the online world has embraced. Thats why we never talk about trans men, because they are still seen as women. But the far left, or woke, or whatever other name you wanna give them, wont ever admit that. Because they want to call “all men” scum who need to be taught not to rape, while at the same time shouting that transwomen are safe because they are women. They dont dare tackle the elephant in the room, which is that that they agree with what the far right is saying, under certain circumstances.

    Anyone, and I mean anyone, that speaks of any group as being a monolith, is a bigot. No ifs, no ands, no buts. All men, all women, all black people, all Dutch people, whatever is all the start of the same bigoted sentence. And “the left” does this every bit as much as “the right”.

  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldtoFediverse@lemmy.ml•Leaked list shows Facebook training their AI on multiple Lemmy instances
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    6 days ago

    You wake alone in a room, its dark, but familiar. Its your bedroom. You grasp at your chest, breathing a sigh of relief. But then the light switches on, making you jump. Youre naked on the bed, your arms and legs tied to the four corners of your bed. And next to the light switch with a devilish grin, Mark Zuckerberg. You look at him looking at you, his grin making your asshole pucker. You only have one question on your mind right now, so you ask him already knowing the answer, “dude, how did my dick get hard and wet before I woke up???” But he doesnt answer, just pulls out a monogramed Meta quest headset and starts taking pictures, but the headset doesnt make any sounds. Its just Mark making the “click” sound with his mouth like a fucking psycho.

    With nothing to lose, you start posing. Duck face, arched back(as much as you can), shocked pikachu face, everything you can imagine. Anything, to fulfil this nutjobs desire so he leaves. And he does. He takes off the helmet, thanks you for your time, and walks out. “You forgot to untie me!” you shout, but he doesnt answer. Then a man walks in wearing a PVC gimp suit. The only holes visible, in the crotch front and back. And the mouth, oh my god, its a horror show. Just the thin dumb fuck lips of someone who is obviously just Mark Zuckerberg in a gimpsuit. “Why are you dressed like that, Mark?” you ask, feeling vulnerable. “Im not Mark.” he says, inching towards you. His tongue running around those thin horrid looking lips. “What are you doing, Mark?” you ask, watching his subtle but obvious approach. “nothing.” he says, shrugging his shoulders. Then he suddenly drops to his knees. You cant see him anymore at the side of the bed. “What the fuck are you doing, Mark?” you say. But he says nothing, instead he starts making the Jaws theme and running his PVC gloved hand at the edge of the bed like a fin. “Duuun dun duuun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun BOM BOM” he says , getting closer to your junk. “dun dun dun dun dun dun doo dedoo doo dedoo dede doo dede doo dededoo!” he jumps up from the side of the bed, spread eagled like a weird and kinky Sugar glider, his mouth wide, his eyes wider, and just as he lands… you wake up screaming. Phew, it was all a dream. All just a dream… You got to your computer to check your facebook account and see your pictures. Your naked pictures, and then feel PCV covered fingers rubbing your shoulders. “I think they turned out rather well…”… You wake up screaming again, this time in a mental hospital because, lets be honest, if this actually happened, who the fuck wouldnt lol.