“I am a man who wants to die hard. They call me… Diehardman.”
Did Diddy diddle that little dude’s doodle?
Indeed he diddedUh-huh yeah
Just like Usain Bolt, nominative determinism strikes again.
A bit undercut by Diddy choosing his name though.
Usain Bolt, surprisingly, was born that way.
Eh, his last name is Combs, and you know what those are used for…
A soon as I first heard of all this my one and only thought was “Diddy didn’t diddle did he? Diddy did.”
Diddy? Or Diddy not?
Who didnt Diddy diddle?
Diddy did.
I knew Biggie Smalls had a way with words but this is ridiculous
Or perhaps JK Rowling?!
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This man is called Sean Combs.
Sadly he’s not in prison for combing people
Eh, combing is a form of grooming, and it seems he did that.
He has a preferred name.
Yes, but Sean Combs is the name they use in court. It’s situational!
That is because it is a legal proceeding which uses legal names unless the judge allows for an exception.
That’s great.
Me, I like other people do call me Superman. Some do, out of pity probably. But most people who actually matter, like my employer, the postal services or the taxman, call me John B. Nobody.
This inmate’s name is Sean Combs.
Is Sean Combs not called Diddy?
Where in the meme does it refer to his legal name
Imagine getting this butt-blasted over someone’s preference.
Is it actually a preferred name or is it a stage name?
Also how did puff daddy become diddy? I never understood that but I guess if I cared more I would have followed it closer
I just googled that too. Apparently he made the change to P Diddy in 2001 after being acquitted of guns and bribery cases to signify he was turning over a new leaf.
He dropped the P in 2005.
Iirc, the name change was because he wanted a name that sounds less gay.
His name is Sean Combs but he is called Diddy because that is his stage name, which he used for decades.
Is the meme a courtroom proceeding?
There’s no stage in court, and there’s no stage in prison, is my point. Diddy died when Sean Combs was booked by police.
Screen name checks out 👍👍
At least your username is on point.