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minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·6 days agoWho the hell finds a random banana outside?
minus-squaretychosmoose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·5 days agoTo be fair it wasn’t a random banana. It was this specific banana.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·5 days agoMust be the USA, then.
minus-squareMoxie_empathizer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoI’d bet in the US she would have had a higher probability of finding an actual gun.
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days ago50/50 chance it was either this one or not.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agowhat about the edge case where the banana got eaten and all its constituent molecules reincorporated themselves into a new banana to be found in the line for photos with giancarlo esposito because the universe likes a good joke
minus-squareStarvingMartist@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·6 days agoThat sounds like talk of someone who wouldn’t pick up said banana
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·5 days agoAnd have my fingerprints all over it? No thanks.
minus-squareAnd009@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoWow, never seen dark yellow banana before
minus-squareRedSnt 👓♂️🖥️@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 days agoBananas tend to grow outside after all.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoIsn’t that where they all come from?
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoAt a con like that there are likely a bunch of kids, and kids drop shit all the time.
minus-squareGratefullyGodless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoIt could also mean they found it at a food vendor cart outside the convention center.
Who the hell finds a random banana outside?
To be fair it wasn’t a random banana.
It was this specific banana.
I thought it was a gun.
It is a gun.
Must be the USA, then.
I’d bet in the US she would have had a higher probability of finding an actual gun.
50/50 chance it was either this one or not.
what about the edge case where the banana got eaten and all its constituent molecules reincorporated themselves into a new banana to be found in the line for photos with giancarlo esposito because the universe likes a good joke
That sounds like talk of someone who wouldn’t pick up said banana
And have my fingerprints all over it? No thanks.
Wow, never seen dark yellow banana before
Bananas tend to grow outside after all.
Isn’t that where they all come from?
At a con like that there are likely a bunch of kids, and kids drop shit all the time.
It could also mean they found it at a food vendor cart outside the convention center.