ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前Poor salmonlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1769arrow-down112
arrow-up1757arrow-down1imagePoor salmonlemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square38fedilink
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-22 个月前Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.
minus-squareZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 个月前 silver lining Again with the word choice!
minus-squareturdcollector69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die. Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
minus-squaregrimpy@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前[email protected] Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 个月前Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前except they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前That’s a lot closer to fucking than what I get.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.
Still involves the fish dying
Don’t have to tell him that part, nor the agonizing journey along the way, just sell the silver lining. If you can make it a subscription that he can’t easily get out of.
Again with the word choice!
Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.
Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel
Everyone loves lox
what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir
[email protected] Am I going to get an opportunity like those bass did?
Yeah but fucking so hard you die is something to be proud of.
Death by Snu Snu
except they don’t fuck, they just cum in the water and die
That’s a lot closer to fucking than what I get.
Just in the circle of life mate(sinister snicker)
Duh? Otherwise the Salmon would already know why.