turdcollector69

Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.

Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel

I’m so tired of these woke ingredients and liberals ruining my food. Have you seen baby oil recently?

There’s no fuckin baby in it

I feel like it’s pretty common for kids to see the actions of adults and think they’re all stupid until they themselves become adults and finally see what motivated those actions in the first place.

The few adults I’ve run into who maintained the whole “everyone else is such a moron” both overestimated their own intelligence by an order of magnitude and were cripplingly narcissistic.

It’s still inert.

Inert simply means that the chemical bonds are relatively stable, not that they’re indestructible.

You can decompose anything if you get it hot enough.

It’s a lazy joke that the other person already made better.

The sarcasm/joke is obvious, it just wasn’t funny.

Slots are just reusable lotto scratchers.

Blackjack is probably your game because it’s simple and I’ve seen minimum hands as low as $3.

Just don’t do what I did and convince yourself that you’re good at it because you did well in New Vegas.