I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
bruh! you get funding?!
@bruhbeans somebody let me know, stat!
@[email protected] lol
I’m selling patch space on a nascar style battle jacket.
The Shadow Wizard Money Gang
I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard
It’s hard
Sounds like you’re doing a good job though. They’re lucky to have a hard representative like you.
Ahh the Cockliking™ is as hard as it gets
I’m funded my Big Small that is trying to sell more less
Wait, you all get paid?!
My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.
Thought we were doing it for the love of the game honestly.
I like games. But I like money too.
I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.
The Erotic Bakery
The GNU/Linux corp.
The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference
Currently trying to get funded by the shadow furry communist catgirl government
Is that that Anonymous hacker I keep hearing about?
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
Thanks for all the fish
Thank the aquatic birds.
