cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2790390
Silver Lake Partners, Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund, and Jared Kushner were shocked when they found out their $55 Billion buyout of EA did not include the new, downloadable content. “We should have seen this coming,” stated Kushner. “It’s a classic EA move, the base purchase is never enough without the bug fixes, patches, and eventual DLC. Now EA has the upper-hand.” […]
Yea this is satire, it should be moderated out of
pcgaming.I didn’t know this site, so looked more into other reports. It’s somethin’. Facing lawsuit, Blizzard argues female employees should have just acquired Anti-Harassment DLC from 2021
It’s the Canadian Onion - though I feel it has surpassed the Onion at this point.
Even their buyouts have DLCs? Come the fuck on.
This is a satire news site, similar to the Onion
Next you’ll hear they need to subscribe to the battle pass for new games they wish to own the IP for.
