cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/[email protected]/t/2790390
Silver Lake Partners, Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund, and Jared Kushner were shocked when they found out their $55 Billion buyout of EA did not include the new, downloadable content. “We should have seen this coming,” stated Kushner. “It’s a classic EA move, the base purchase is never enough without the bug fixes, patches, and eventual DLC. Now EA has the upper-hand.” […]
Even their buyouts have DLCs? Come the fuck on.
This is a satire news site, similar to the Onion
Next you’ll hear they need to subscribe to the battle pass for new games they wish to own the IP for.