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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

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HÖNKHALT

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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    This can’t be real, if so, it’s amazing

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      If it’s real I wanna see what the dude who accomplished this task. That and knowing what his relationship with those swans.

  • Leon@pawb.social
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    FÅGELPÅSE or SVANVÄSKA.

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    ANDRUM or FJÄTTRA could work.

    • Leon@pawb.social
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      ANDRUM is fucking brilliant. Do you work for IKEA?

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        AND RUM?

        • Leon@pawb.social
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          And means mallard in Swedish. Rum means room or space. Andrum also means “room to breathe” so it has this really fitting double entendre you see in some IKEA names, in the sense that it’s “space for your bird” and also “gives you room to breathe.”

          Another good example is the bookcase BILLY. It’s a masculine name, which that genre of furniture carries, but it also sounds like “billig” meaning inexpensive or affordable.

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    Not KÖBRACHIKENBAGGEN

  • primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus
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    Honkhalt is amazing.

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    Crying my eyes our because I just learned swans can be gay

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      I believe all animals with proper brains can be gay, this is not exclusive to swans

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, but black swans are extra gay. Like, gayer than domestic rams.

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    This arrangement does not hålt the hönking though

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    My mother’s kitten has a favourite pastime which is jumping into an ikea bag and getting dragged around the floor in it. She fucking loves it… whats with animals and Ikea bags?

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    I don’t think there’s a practical way to actually put swans in ikea bags.

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      Wait, I figured it out. You have to hatch them in the bags! That’s the trick.

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    Wtf is an IKEA bag?

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      Ikea bag

    • EldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      A lifestyle

      Social media users turn Ikea’s Frakta bag into fashion items

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        Balenciaga IKEA bag : geordiRejects.jpg
        Upcycled IKEA bags : geordiPoints.jpg

      • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        IKEA sells hats made of the same material. I have one.

      • Meow-Misfit@lemmy.world
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        well here in Brazil we got our copies of it in almost every singular supermarket that exists

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          And they have better stamps on them.

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