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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up119·3 个月前“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up77arrow-down1·3 个月前 Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·3 个月前no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
minus-squareAsidonhopo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down2·3 个月前Nilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-23 个月前It’s cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It’s essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 个月前Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 个月前He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller. Edit: or better at jump shots.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·3 个月前To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
Nilered did a video on this, it’s technically at least cheese-adjacent
https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
i mean, so is grass
It’s cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It’s essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
But why would you?
Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.
He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller.
Edit: or better at jump shots.
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
The cheese is under my foreskin