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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago

Gatekeeping assholes

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Gatekeeping assholes

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago
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  • mysticpickle@lemmy.ca
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      TBF, Outlook said Lunch, not Breakfast.

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        What about elevenses? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          At least it’s still not lunch.

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        Hobbits have more than one of every meal.

  • 9point6@lemmy.world
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    Hobbits use thunderbird for this reason

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Two lunches?? It’s my funeral, i guess‽

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    Reminds me of an old micromanaging supervisor of mine. He tried to get me to schedule out my tasks in detail so that they knew what I was doing every minute.

    So I broke it down in sub-5 minute intervals all day long until the last 2 hours of the day. The last 2 hours: Filling out the calendar for tomorrow. The directive lasted a week.

    I also might have set the notification default to 5 minutes before each event and picked an especially annoying notification tone.

    • Decq@lemmy.world
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      Malicious compliance is always the way to go to please dumb managers.

    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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      Beautiful, if true.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Factually incorrect

  • Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

    • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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      This guy is one hoopy frood.

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        you can tell he really knows where his towel is.

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    If you make lunch long enough you’ll need to take a lunch break.

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      We call it a trou normand

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      And if your lunch takes too long, you’ll need a lunch break for that.

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    Literally 1984

  • Kokesh@lemmy.world
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  • NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip
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    just how old is that screenshot?

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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      Good old days, when Office was Office and not 365 Copilot AI whatever.

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        Good old days? XP was what made me go Linux full time. The enshitification was beginning.

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    op are you a hobbit

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    HR, gtfo the UX.

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    The fact this is even an error tells me they either aren’t in California or need to do some fuckery every time an employee works 12+ hours and would be legally entitled to a second lunch break.

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    Just block off you entire day as “Lunch”

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      The French way!

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        9am start work

        10am to 1pm Lunch

        2pm to 5pm go on strike

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          Actually, 8:45 to 9:15 is coffee, around here. Also sprinkle a few cigarette breaks throughout the day for my carcinophile colleagues.

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