- A Balrog? At this latitude? Contained entirely in this post?! - yes - … may I see it? - No - [Chalmers disliked that] 
 
 
 
 
- The lemmings scrolled too greedily and too deep. 
- Jocks on you, I sort by new. - But that means you hit the big bad early without the opportunity to get better equipment 
 
- We delved too deep! - Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! - Finally! Sweet oblivion! 
 
- Scrolled too greedily 
 
- Sir this is the second post from the top for me. Ok I already refreshed 15 times but let’s not consider that 
- A Balrog? A Balrog? There’s more? - Morgoth made about half a dozen in the First Age. 
- I think it was hinted at in the lotr books that there could be more. 
 
- But I just got here… Literally top post upon opening the app. - It’s a trap! 
 
- Meh. I seen one of them before already. 
 
- But I’m basically on the front page, clearly some greedy dwarf freed it from the depths. 
- That means I’ve roughly 800 pages left to scroll before I can bring this journey to a close. 
- It began with the forging of the great social networks. - … but they were turned to evil by the dark tech lords. 
 
- Ok, you all cross the bridge, I’m about to level up! 
- I’ll scroll until I find Yaldabaoth 
- Would be funny if this is post would be on top of all others… - it is in my default view 
 














