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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

Oh god

sh.itjust.works

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Oh god

sh.itjust.works

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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    I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.

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      You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?

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    Its just a big ol stuffy, I’ll be fine after the surgery.

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    Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.

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    I now own a Browntooth speaker.

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    Holy mackerel, it’s the house!

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    Water heater 😮‍💨

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      At least it’ll be warm?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫

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    a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it’ll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

    I can BREATHE!

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    Poor cat

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    This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper

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    My bathroom sink… at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.

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    What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.

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      Aw man, indeed!

      I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though

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    I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬

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    He's innocent!

    Oh no.

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      Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight

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        🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶

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        This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them

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          When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her

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    I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

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