Not Turkish, just part funny… And part Croat.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand
I’m a human being, god damn it. My life has value.
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Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Visually indistinguishableEnglish
18·8 months agoAnd then they sold us Skyrim. And then they sold us Skyrim. And then they sold us Fallout. And then they sold us Skyrim. And then
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Visually indistinguishableEnglish
21·8 months agoIt all started with that shitty horse armour
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Visually indistinguishableEnglish
11·8 months agoTbh it is if if you have undiagnosed myopia
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Frog........right.....English
27·8 months agoAll you have to do is squint your eyes. Until they’re closed. And then imagine a frog.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Pan design done!English
12·9 months agoThat’s a comal, brethren. Make it out of carbon steel and it’ll do good tortillas for you.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Games@sh.itjust.works•EA Announces Agreement to be Acquired by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners for $55 BillionEnglish
4·9 months agoPE is all about that cash, but they have ways of making money that don’t involve strong fundamentals. Direct private ownership, such as with Valve, aligns the owners interests with their customers much more closely.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Modern problems require modern solutionsEnglish
91·9 months agoAmericans can always be relied upon to do the right thing, once we’ve tried everything else. You don’t have to keep reminding us every decade.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Simpler TimesEnglish
7·9 months agoFool though you may be, never assume you are stupider than Elon Musk.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Simpler TimesEnglish
9·9 months agoHe was saying that last December. It’s been nine months of him “going to war on this the likes of which we cannot comprehend”
Nothing is can ever beat reality for pure insanity. Fiction is more entertaining, but only because it is obliged to make sense to us.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•EA's Blockbuster $50 Billion Deal To Go Private RevealedEnglish
8·9 months agoAnnual operating income this year $1.5 billion.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
19·9 months agoI saw the episode of Dark Tourism where they go to Turkmenistan. It seems like quite a grim and sheltered country. I wouldn’t have thought they sent anyone abroad for education, are you expected to return with certain skills?
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
7·9 months agoBruh
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
9·9 months agoI’m not even sure bro is 21.
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains.English
1·9 months agoHhhh yes I know some form of anarchism would probably be more egalitarian and just but a society will always have rules and mutual expectations and if we’re being honest no state can afford to let people see anarchism thrive, can they?
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Disney sells us imaginary heroes while supporting real world villains.English
52·9 months agoYeah it’s not great the way supers tend to validate vigilantism. Ultimately you can have rule of law or some form of tyranny. There are middle grounds, but those are the options. Also the hero’s journey literary paradigm has regressive aspects. 🤓
Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•At the club this weekendEnglish
7·9 months agoYeah. cash me outside



It’s funny to me how a single gesture of humility like merely accepting baldness without the most horrendous possible form of fragile denial combover makes him look 100x less weird