Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Can of beer and a bowling ball
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
What makes the green grass grow?
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet
Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude
Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?
Tears and toilet paper.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
Action keyboard and action mouse.
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove™ pls
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
A laptop and an anal plug.
