Elon’s moobs are even slightly bigger than this AI generated pic
And not quite as perky. His chest bump is essentially in the middle of his torso. Makes me think of the 1990s polygonal Lara Croft every time I see it.
Built like a milk bag cybertruck
WTF is that from, anyway? Bad liposuction and no exercise?
I’ve seen some folks say it could be a result of steroid abuse, and I didn’t care enough to research whether it was true. If he did abuse steroids, his supremely shrunken raisins could help explain the cybertruck.
iirc thats what happens when you take sterioids but dont exercise
One can only hope it causes extremely torturous ailments for him in the near future
Joe Rogan advice?
Nightmare fuel. Imagine if someone used Ai to create porn of Cheeto and female Musk.
Don’t you dare speak that into existence.
Too late. It’s out there somewhere.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that what Rule 34 is all about?
It’s an abomination unto Nuggan, that’s what it is though.
Rules 34 is “if it exists, there’s porn of it”.
Rule 35 is the truly interesting one here though “if the porn doesn’t exist, you are responsible for creating it”
Don’t quite me exactly on those, I’m about 20 years out from my /b/ days.
I think it’s just “/b/ will make it”, but I’m far removed from that cesspit as well.
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Imagine if it found its way into Musk’s feed!
I would not be against this. I absolutely know how.
We can rebuild him. We have the technology…
Nightmare fuel.
That’s horrifying!
The very beautiful and fertile Elonia
Surely he would appreciate this. As we all know, he cares deeply about fertility.
Elon has lost some weight.
And his Torso looks less like Krang/a Cybertruck than in real-life.
This better not awaken anything in me.
Too late
On one hand, I always get a weird homophobic vibe from memes like this. On the other hand, it really seems like Trumpet is going to leave his wife for Elongaged Muskrat (no offense to muskrats intended) any time now.
I think it’s appropriate specifically because musk is a transphobe himself.
Hey isn’t that Sulu?
Oh, my!
Those nudes I don’t want to see
Listen I’ve been on the Internet so long my fake pixel detecting detection system is finely honed.
…No no fake pixels here.
TIL my dick has standarts and that’s the first thing it can’t even comprehend.
As real as anything will ever be.
It’s on the Internet, it must be true
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Bravo, Bellissimo!
