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minus-squareGormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up73arrow-down2·1 年前And it’s a bottle opener Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·1 年前If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
minus-squareSc00ter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
minus-squareSc00ter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Oh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.
minus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前For the man who never fixes anything. It is criminal to not put some more tools on that card.
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And it’s a bottle opener
Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
And your couch?
A wild Vance appears
Oh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.
Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.
TIL I’m actually manly
For the man who never fixes anything. It is criminal to not put some more tools on that card.